November 10, 2003
Spamology 101: CHARITY SUPPORT and AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION!
by Liza Sabater
True testament that hope runs infinite. Mix hope with greed and, in the wrong hands, hope turns into spam. These are the latest entries from a collection I started on my now defunct burundanga blog.
From: Mrs Serena Jones
Date: Sun Nov 9, 2003 4:33:01 PM America/New_York
To: xxx[at]culturekitchen
Subject: CHARITY SUPPORT
Reply-To: mrsserena12@spinfinder.com
From: Mrs Serena Jones
PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USED IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.
I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Dr.Harry Jones who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine yearsbefore he died in the year 2000.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians.Since his death I decided not to re-marry
or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of$8.6Million (Eight Millionsix hundred thousand U.S.Dollars) with one finance/security company in Amsterderm Holland. Presently, this money is stillwith the Security Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem.
Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church that will use this fund to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don'twant a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/Security Company in Amsterderm Holland. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the original- beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a chuch or christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hearing from you. N.B-PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO GIVE THE LAWYER IN CHARGE A CALL IN HOLLAND IMMEDIATELY, HE DOES EVERYTHING ON MY BEHALF AND HE'S VERY UNDERSTANDING AND I BELIEVE HE WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR SUCCESS IN JESUS
NAME: PETER STEVENS
Tell: 0031 630-930-183
Email: peterstevens4000@netscape.net
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Serena Jones
From: "AWED INTERNATIONAL LOTTO.BV"
Date: Sun Nov 9, 2003 10:18:30 PM America/New_York
To: xxx[at]culturekitchen
Subject: AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION !
Reply-To: infoawed@netscape.net
AWED INTERNATIONAL LOTTO.BV PROMO/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT.
ADDRESS: KRUISLAAN 408, 1098 SJ, AMSTERDAM - THE NETHERLANDS.
REF: AIL/5689681-47/03
BATCH: 56/75937867/HM
ATTENTION:
RE / AWARD NOTIFICATION / PROCESSING ADVICE: ML
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today, 9TH November 2003 of winners of the SCIENTIFIC GAME PROMO LOTTERY; THE NETHERLANDS / INTERNATIONAL, PROGRAMS held on 8th November,2003. Your email address attached to ticket number 89-02897893, with serial number 95020 drew the lucky numbers 14-21-33-42-49-63, and consequently won the lottery in the 1st category. You have therefore been approved of a lump sum pay out of US$500,000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS) in credited to file REF NO. AIL/7585021-47/03. This is from total prize money of US$2,500,000.00 shared among the international winners in our 1st -5th categories. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn form 25,000 company email addresses and 30,000,000 individual email addresses from Australia, New Zealand, America, Europe, North America and Asia as part of International Promotions Program, which is conducted annually.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Your fund is now in custody of a financial Security company insured in your FILE REFERENCE. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your account.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program. This lottery program was promoted by our group of philanthropist headed by Mr. Bill Gates. We hope with part of you prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes US$10,000,000 million Dollars International Lottery.
To begin your claim, please contact your file/claim officer:
MR. KONAN AMSTRONG, of AWED INTERNATIONAL LOTTO.BV (AMSTERDAM - THE NETHERLANDS).
On TEL: 0031-.620-675-783
Please be informed that NON RESIDENCE of THE NETHERLANDS will be required to make a NON DEDUCTABLE advance payment of processing and legal documentation charges of 750.00 Euros to enable our legal department acquire Naturalization papers from the Court prior to award payment policy as required by the paying Financial Security Company.
Please be aware that your Paying Authority will Effect Payment Swiftly upon satisfactory Report, Verifications and validation provided by this processing Agent. For due processing and remittance of your winning prize to designated account of your choice, please treat as urgent.
Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 21st November 2003. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delay and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of your correspondences with your agent.
Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once again from our team of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is AUTOMATICALY DISQUALIFIED.
Sincerely,
Iris Hans (Mrs.)
(Lottery Coordinator
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Say it loud, say it proud!
what the fuck is this shit? the same letter has got me really pissed.the FCC complains about janet jackson`s tit,and does something! but they don`t seem to be cocerned with this international theft. what the fuck is there an FCC fucking employed and paid for?


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Comment by: corn at May 27, 2004 10:27 PM