April 02, 2004
Carnival of Carnality : Sex and Blogs
by Liza Sabater
I'm in my thirties. More late than earlies. So of course I'm in sexual over-drive. Alarmed at my recent hot and botheredness, I called several of my 40-ish friends and we had pow-wows. It seems from my informal survey that this is something normal. Some women just go hormonally berserk during their 30's. It figures. Just as I am becoming a Kama Sutra goddess, my life-style is one of utter domesticity. Damn. Biology is cruel.
This may be the reason why I've been noticing a lot of sex on my RSS feeds. At Gizmodo there's a vibrating cock-ring/condom that moves to the tunes of Ricky Martín (oh Ricky!). At raves ,musings at The Great American Rubber Pussy Challenge on Pornblography without scaring small animals and children? Then there's the vibrator cozies from Fleshbot , queer identity updates from The Village Voice and at that most reputable of indie papers, the latest tips from Dan Savage of Savage Love fame.
Lest I forget, let me throw into the list one of Da Goddess' naughty bits, a look at Belle de Jour , a shout out to Pansexual Sodomite and a thumbs up to the always funny Disturbing Search Requests . To finish it off, I'll ponder the occasional invagination in an encunted sort of way.
Anil sex anyone?
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Say it loud, say it proud!
I think I was about 34 when everything kicked into overdrive. Hysterectomy over and done, hormones consistently, and comfort in my own skin...somehow the heat factor went through the roof and I haven't looked back since. It happens.And when it does, there's no looking back. Enjoy it while it lasts, make the most of it.
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Comment by: Dawn at April 5, 2004 01:54 PM
Glad to know that I have something to look forward to after the sleepless nights and temper tantrums: hot SEX!!
Ps. My logo isn't as naughty as it looks.
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Comment by: liz at April 9, 2004 11:41 PM
Darn, I always miss the good stuff. I didn't get the big hormone hoochy-mama spike, coulda used it.
Lately I've been noticing a cultural tension between....
/feeding all appetites is good/ and /discipline requires sacrifice/
On the feeding side is the flooding messages of have this, feel this, eat this...that is consumer culture (and sex is just another good to consume)
on the sacrifice side is the yearning for heroes (who refrain from satisfying appetites in order to be heroic)...I don't know where I am going with this, but I think we are at a hinge point, culturally. For my daughter's sake I hope it isn't a "angel in the home" direction we are goin.
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Comment by: ArtistRam3d1 at May 12, 2004 02:01 AM
Masturbation is natural, I should know I've been doing it since 13. I don't do it much now that I'm married. I've had intense orgasms through it though. About your not being pleasured by guys, I dunno. I think you haven't found the right one...yet. I always treat my wife to very intense orgasms. =)
Now if she'd only go down on me... =(
lol
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Comment by: ArtistRam3d1 at May 12, 2004 02:15 AM
Hey, where is everybody?
This is such a great site, but nobody's posting. Fer Chrissakes, you'd think on the subject of sex, everybody would be posting! lol
I'd like to take this time out to do a poll on oral sex. What is everyone's likes and dislikes about it? Man, the wife will NOT do it. Sure, she loves when I do it to her, but me, fuhgeddaboutit! I've actually been holding out on her. I've not done it to her in months. Serves her right...heh-heh.
Okay, back to the poll...
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Comment by: ArtistRam3d1 at May 12, 2004 02:19 AM
Hey, thanks for the offer, Deepak, but I don't think the wife would like that! =)
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Comment by: ArtistRam3d1 at May 12, 2004 02:34 AM
Alright, the first poll obviously failed. How's about this one? Anyone have sex in public? I have, twice. One in Manhattan and the second and best, in Queens, in front of a courthouse at night. Come on people, I know I'm not the only one up at this hour...
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Man, I thought this was a cool, happening site. Nobody's replied to my posts except for 'I like it'...lol
Is there anyone out there who can create intelligent topics of discussion? I know there are some so come on, baby, don't be shy!
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Comment by: Del at May 28, 2004 01:10 PM
OK, I lied about my name being Ivan...I'm a man and men are programmed from conception to lie. If we told the truth we'd never get laid because women would find us boringly trustworthy and go get married to a guy who's financially secure and never find out who they really are other than someone's husband (Freudian slip? Oops! I almost told the truth) wife,I mean. Don't think ill of me. I told it like it was, and still is, when my Truth was much more attractive but now I'm disabled and can hardly jerk off yet retain a sex-drive that would make your head spin or, rather, make you want to take a spin on my lap. Can you imagine what it's like to be semi-paralyzed, extremely horny and worst of all, alone and subject to seizure at the very thought of sex? No, of course you can't and I wouldn't want you to. You're young and deserve everything you can get in this life without hurting anyone or yourself. Go and fuck your brains out (safely) and forget I even brought it up. Life is much shorter than you think and my penis is not.....and thicker, too! Haha! Just do me a favor and let me watch for awhile. Damn! I'm getting an erection again!
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Comment by: ArtistRam3d1 at June 4, 2004 12:07 AM
I think that's sexy! What else do you like?
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Comment by: liza at June 4, 2004 12:37 AM
Hello y'all,
Along with the Spongemonkeys, this is the second most popular post on my blog, due to the link it got from SAFERSEX.ORG. Thanks for all your comments although I'd like to clarify a few things:
1. YOU WILL NOT FIND PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES IN THIS SITE
Sorry but this site is not about pornography. I write ocassionally about sex. At the moment I am most interested in what I find in other blogs or out there on the web. Rarely will I point to an actual pornography site because ...
2. I REALLY DISLIKE MOST OF THE PORNOGRAPHY THAT IS OUT THERE
If you want a site that tells you about all the porno that is out there on the web, then FLESHBOT is the place to go. I am more interested in sites that deal with written erotica, funny sex items or anything that simply turns me on. There are some fantastic sites that I will be posting about soon but, again, this is not a pornography site, this is a personal blog from a person (that's me, Liza) who ocassionally writes about sex.
3. CHECK OUT THE REST OF THIS BLOG FOR MORE SEX
Before this comments section I have LINKS to my other posts about sex. You may want to go those other posts.
I have three categories that might interest y'all : SIDELINKS, SEX and SEXUAL POLITICS. SIDELINKS are exactly that, a smorsgasbord of links to other specific articles or sites. Sometimes I forget to cross-categorize them so you may want to check what's in that section.
SEX and SEXUAL POLITICS are explicit : The one dealing with the deed and the other with the consequences thereof.
If you look at the bottom of the post you have a list of categories and you will find the word SEX there. Click on it and you will see all I've written about sex. Be patient. I started this recently, so there is still not a lot. Or go to the CATEGORIES tab under the CULTUREKITCHEN banner. You'll find there all my posts organized by categories. You can also do a search of the "pantry" (that's archives) using keywords.
4. YOU CAN LEAVE COMMENTS IN ENGLISH, SPANISH, FRENCH, CATALAN, ITALIAN AND PORTUGUESE
These are the languages I can read. Some people have left messages in Arabic and Japanese. SORRY! If I cannot read it, I'll delete it.
5. PLEASE LEAVE MORE THAN ONEWORD OR ONELINER COMMENTS
I'll probably have to start deleting the one word comments. When leaving comments, it's nice when it is actually more than one word or one sentence. For example, tell me how you got here. Did you Google a word? Did you get here through another blog? Why were you looking for sex on the web in the first place? That's the kind of stuff we all want to hear about!
Thanks again for coming --all pun intended.
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Comment by: ArtistRam3d1 at June 5, 2004 02:11 AM
Hi Liza~~
Good to hear from you after such a long hiatus and clearing some stuff up. I love your site, and wish more people would write about their sex-capades.
I went out with a young lady who wrote her own erotica. She wrote about us having a threesome with a cabdriver. Man, I wish I still had that story...lol Needless to say, I had some good times with it, or should I say my left hand? lol
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Comment by: Marilyn at June 10, 2004 11:55 PM
I am a 32 yr. old woman with a rare social disorder called Spontaneous Orgasm. When I even look at a man whose average looking, I come violently, milk seeping out of my 44-inch bosoms, my pussy getting dripping wet. I get so aroused that I have to impale myself on the nearest cock I can find.
Two days ago, I was at my boyfriend's apartment taking a shower when I heard a knock on the door. Carl was at work so I knew it couldn't be him. I grabbed a towel, threw it around me and went to answer the door. It was a very handsome man who seemed to be in his twenties asking for directions to another tenant's apartment in the building. I got so flustered, I knocked over a small table by the door and, bending over to pick it up, I could feel a breeze and knew that my entire vagina, now engorged and opening like a Spring flower, was exposed to the young man's beautiful blue eyes. Trying to cover my assets, I lost control of the towel and it dropped to the floor, leaving me entirely naked, dripping milk and honey from hardened, pointed nipples on my full, firm breasts. Before I knew it, the stranger had unzipped his jeans, slid them off along with his underwear and was pounding me with a cock that was amazing in it's size and strength. Holding me by my shoulders while I held onto the arm of a nearby recliner, the man pumped fast and furious into my cunny from behind as I yelped like a dog in heat. I was helpless. I knew my boyfriend would be angry but it felt too good to stop. He said he was about to come and I had no protection so I did a quick disengage, turned around and, opening my mouth wide, took a warm load into my mouth and swallowed the evidence. I told the man where his party lived and he went on his merry way. I'm sitting here wondering whether I should tell Carl or not.
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Comment by: ShyLark at June 11, 2004 03:25 PM
I am a somewhat shy, yet passionate man of 50, well-built with broad shoulders, muscular arms in proportion with the rest of my body and rather well-hung. With an erection, I have been compared to 2 cans of Coke placed end to end. I am the manager of an apartment building in a large city.
Recently, a young freshman co-ed at the local University moved in and has been calling me quite often about various maintenance problems. Each time I go over to her apartment, she answers the door in a see-thru nightie that shows a well-rounded behind and very perky breasts that stretch the fabric of her nightie like a water-filled balloon. Last night, I finally got up the courage, after talking with her awhile and our getting comfortable with discussing adult matters, to ask her if they, perhaps needed a good sucking. She laughed and said, "I thought you'd NEVER ask! Maybe YOU'VE got something that could use a good sucking, too!"
She proceeded to lift up the light piece of fabric (she's a very petite girl) over her head, threw it on a chair, revealing the tightest little body I'd ever seen. She dropped to the floor onto her knees and eagerly undid my snug jeans, which I helped her slide off, releasing a thick, hard penis that bobbed up and down like a diving board after a fat man has jumped off it. She gasped at my size and, knowing her tiny, little mouth could never hope to contain such a large girth, she began to lick around the huge head very deftly, even managing to pop it into her mouth a few times which stretched it to it's limit. Her popping and licking had my cock pulsating like a new star and I felt like a volcano that was about to erupt so I asked her to stop. She pulled her head back with a last "pop" and her mouth went from O-ring back to their normal size.
I picked her up by her bottom. Facing me with her legs wrapped around my waist, arms around my neck, I attempted to impale her on my throbbing organ by her now dripping wet, hairy mop of a vagina but it was no use. It was like trying to get...well, a big cock into a little pussy. I moved to her other orifice and that, with the help of a heapin helping of Vaseline, was more successful. I bounced her up and down as she screamed with delight, flailing her arms and legs all the while. When I got tired, I lay her back against the wall and pounded her deeply as she came and came and came so violently I was glad her adjacent neighbors were working.
Finally, I could stand it no longer and I let go into her. Our love juices mingling and dripping down onto the floor like melting clocks in a painting by that guy who painted those melting clocks. Hey! I'm a maintenance guy, not a genius!
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Comment by: Derek2U at June 14, 2004 10:46 AM
I'm a tall,dark and handsome man of 50 who, as you will see if you check my profile, looks younger. I have Parkinson's Disease which limits my ability to go out but have a good sized penis that should satisfy any woman willing to travel to my apartment. I'm looking for a woman in the Boston/Worcester/Springfield (MA) area to have sex with. E-mail me!
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Comment by: ArtistRam3d1 at June 17, 2004 12:16 AM
Wow, now that's what I call cool stories. I just KNEW we had people out there that could muster up more than 'I want sex'...lol
Are the stories real? Maybe not, but they sure got a rise out of me! Maybe the wife would enjoy them too...
Any more??
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Comment by: AubreyM at June 17, 2004 04:21 PM
I was browsing the internet when I saw this site and thought it would be the perfect place to share an incident that happened while I was visiting a friend in Chicago. I'm a sort of petite, brunette woman of 29 and had just separated from my boyfriend. My ego needed reassurance at that time and it was very hot that summer so I almost always wore a short skirt and a light, snug top that accented my full, round breasts. I almost never wore underwear because I found I was always slipping into a doorway and taking them off and into my purse when the heat of the day arrived anyway. This caused a problem one day as I was carrying home some packages and a stiff wind blew my skirt up above my waist as I turned a corner. My arms were full so I couldn't do anything about it. There I was, my entire tight little ass and well-trimmed bush fully exposed. A group of pedestrians coming toward me got a good show and I have to say the look in the eyes of a handsome man who looked about my age had me more aroused than embarassed. He stopped and asked if he could help. I jokingly said that he could call and remind me to wear underwear on the next windy day. We both laughed, he offered to take the packages, I gladly handed them over and proceeded to hold my skirt down in the continuing wind. Glancing at his crotch, I noticed a distinct elongated bulge in his cotton slacks forming a kind of tightly stretched tent at his groin. I told him where I was staying and we started walking toward my friend's apartment. As we approached an alleyway between two brick buildings. I told him this was a shortcut. When we were well into the alley, I told him he could stop if the packages were getting heavy. He said they were, stopped and leaned back on the wall with the packages.
I took the opportunity, while his arms were full, to take advantage of the situation and unzip his trousers. He offered no resistance so I reached in and released his rock-hard Crocus and began slurping and sucking on it like a madwoman. It had been so long I wasn't about to let this chance pass by. Before I knew it, he had me with my hands stretched up against the wall of an alleyway, long, black hair flailing, my skirt up around my waist (again!) while he slid a massively strong & hard cock up me from behind. My boobs had popped out of my top and they were bouncing playfully up and down while I screamed and moaned as he pumped me wildly. We both climaxed several times. I lay against the cool brick for awhile, he against my fully satisfied body, then got dressed and headed on to my friend's home. I'll tell you later what happened there. AubreyM
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Comment by: Aubreym at June 19, 2004 06:35 PM
Well, when we got back to my friend's place, I invited him up for a coffee. When we'd got in the door and he put the packages on a chair, he proceeded to undress me like I was a department store mannequinn, kissing me all over my body until I was a mass of quivering flesh in his strong hands. My nipples were hard and sticking straight out so there was no hiding the fact I was aroused. He kept flicking and suckling them, making me wetter and wetter until I couldn't help coming. He saw this in my eyes, turned me around and bent me over at the waist. I grabbed onto the edge of the kitchen counter for balance as he tore into my cunny with his long, fat prick, showing no mercy. Reaching under me, he took my breasts in his hands, squeezed them and pinched the nipples, sending shuddering orgasms through me as he thrust and thrust so hard I could feel it in my belly. We were making so much noise that I didn't hear my friend come in. She saw us fucking and, as I looked back toward the door, I could see she was eying this guy's cock and, pretending not to notice, went into her bedroom, leaving the door open and started undressing right where she could be seen from the kitchen. Slipping her sweater off over her head, letting her huge boobs bounce in her bra, then casually undoing her pants and sliding them down slowly, shaking her sexy round butt back and forth as she did. Taking her bra and panties off, she lay down on the bed and started rubbing herself with her legs wide apart, flipping her hair and moaning. She was glancing out at us screwing while she pushed three fingers quickly in and out of her vagina. Suddenly, her back and butt arched up off the bed and she moaned loudly. I could tell she was coming. This excited my lover even more. He grasped his huge, hard boner, after taking it out of me, and jerked off furiously onto my back in several warm gushes.
My friend got up and closed the door with a satisfied smile, winking at us before she did. I took a long shower after licking the man's cock clean and giving him my phone number, which is 1-800-SCR-EWME, of course. I think I'm going to wear that little skirt more often! I'm SO absent-minded though! I'll probably forget to put on panties again. AubreyM
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Comment by: I.M. Suchaliar at June 19, 2004 07:51 PM
I was doing some landscaping work in the backyard on a 90 degree day when my wife suddenly appeared with a tray of ice-cold lemonade. She was wearing a white lace teddie, white stockings, black high heels and a garter belt. After we sat and talked over the delicious beverage, she got up and walked over to my wheelbarrow, sat herself down in it with her legs apart and gave me a look that would have melted butter. I eagerly dropped the straps of my overalls, grabbed onto the handles and, lifting her up to the appropriate height, entered her and gave her the reaming of a lifetime, her hosed legs parting and flailing like the wind.
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Comment by: Ivana Mae Ceucum at June 19, 2004 08:00 PM
OK, I've done my part and spun a few yarns. Now how about someone else?
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Comment by: liza at June 19, 2004 10:26 PM
I am closing the comments on this entry because these stories have to go to the top of the blog. Too good an opportunity not to sieze it.
So, if you want to a little bit of inspiration, for c u l t u r e k i t c h e n: OPEN THREAD: June is Oral Sex Month at Toys in Babeland, start thinking of THE BEST or THE WORSE sucking you've had. EVAH!.
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Comment by: Elkabong at May 2, 2005 08:48 AM
I really dig this place... keep up the good work!


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Comment by: Da Goddess at April 4, 2004 11:39 PM