September 18, 2004
Sometimes I forget my brother has a sense of humor
by Liza Sabater
This was sent to me, in a massive spam-o-licious effort, by my bro Frank Sabater. Given he's been known to act on his chauvinist male tendencies, I find this bit o' spam from my baby bro' (which, btw, he hates it when I say that) quite refreshing:
Subject:Questions & Answers
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.
Q: How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they're practicing to be men.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him
OR
Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women.
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your a-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Posted by Liza Sabater in Guest Writer, Spamology
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