January 20, 2005
Jesus' General has a copy of the Inauguration schedule
by Liza Sabater
Check it out at Jesus' General.
10:00 - Alberto Gonzalez does an interpretive dance based on his torture memos.
10:30 - Secretary of State nominee Condoleeza Rice pays tribute to her husband by reading an original poem called, "I Guess They Weren't Kidding When They Said that Bin Laden was determined to attack inside the U.S."
10:45 - Zell Miller issues dueling challenges to anyone in the audience who he deems to be giving him "homosexual looks."
I'm not watching the inauguration. Although I'm on a diet, I'd rather not lose weight by vomiting at the image of GWB being sworn into office. Rather be developing platforms for creative dissent.
Posted by Liza Sabater in George W. Bush, Government, Humor
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I'm reading poetry today: Langston Hughes, "Let America Be America Again." I'm singing the songs of Joe Hill and "Bread and Roses." Today is a day of mourning. Tomorrow, we continue fighting back. Keep the faith.
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Comment by: lorraine at January 20, 2005 02:11 PM