April 30, 2005
Modern Day Marquis de Sade verbally buggers Ann Coulter ...
by Liza Sabater
and she likes it.
Actually, if de Sade had had a sense of humor (which by the extreme cruelty of his works, I say he did not), he would have also liked I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard. The Marquis always love a big one up the chocolate hole after all; just as little Annie "Feed it!" Coulter :
I withdrew from her puckerhole with an audible "pop" and she scrambled around, gulping at my wang-dang-doodle as though the lives of all her loved ones hinged on her marks for enthusiasm. Her eyes rolled up pleadingly as she threw her head down again and again on my magic johnson. I knew what she wanted."There is a specter haunting Europe," I began, and she started to convulse spasmodically with her own thrashing orgasm, her head now dribbling in a blur against my groin. I repeated every Karl Marx quote I could think of until I reached my own "historic inevitability" and launched surge after surge from my hairy boda bag. I ejaculated with what seemed like enough force to blow out the back of her head--but her head was made of stronger stuff. She sputtered, gobbled and gulped what I'd have to call a very liberal, even radically so, quantity of hot splooey.
I laughed. I cried. I chocked on my own spitooey.
The "historic inevitability" just kills me.
This is what blogs were made for : Hysterically funny, indecently irreverent, razor-sharp vulgarity. And if you hate Ann Coulter, you'll love the punch line; which I decided not to include in this excerpt. So go read the whole thing.
PS:
Yes, this is very un-PC. If you were looking for some of that here, please move along. Nothing PC to see here.
Yes, there is something very PC to learn from this. I'm just going to obviate it at the moment for the sake of a good laugh.
Mmmm, laughs.
Posted by Liza Sabater in Blogs, Celebrity, Extremists, Humor, Pop Culture, Pornography
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