June 05, 2005
A joke from my totally unPC brother
by Liza Sabater
Let this joke emailed by "baby brother" Frank (he hates it when I say that) be a testament of how unPCness is not just a character trait of mine but a family imperative.
Stereotypes in There's Moreville.
Blonde On An Airplane A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside him.Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,
"Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and
said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac
Convention in Chicago" He swallowed hard. Here was
the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next
to him and she was going to a meeting for
nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
"What's your role at this convention?" "Lecturer,"
she responded. I use my experience to debunk some of
the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he
said, "what myths are those?""Well," she explained, one popular myth is that Black
American men are the most well endowed when, in fact,
it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to
possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
French men are the best lovers, when actually it is
the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found
that the best potential lover in all categories is the
Southern red neck."Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really
be discussing this with you. I don't even know your
name." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But
my friends call me Bubba."
Posted by Liza Sabater in Humor, Sidelinks
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