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October 18, 2005

I've had this student
by Jeff Langstraat

Or at least ones like her. PZ Meyers, of Pharyngula, points us to one of the worst pieces of student whining I've ever read. It's not that I haven't seen students complain about having to take general education classes, that such classes are a waste of the time they could spend on more career-oriented pursuits, but this one's really quite awful:

I loved high school. I loved the memories I have of parties, football games, and hanging out with my friends. These are the things I have taken with me, not the useless information acquired in the classroom.

I remember complaining about how I'd never use knowledge I gained in the classroom in real life. I regretted all the time I devoted to school because, in the end, I didn't remember the algebraic equations, historical dates, or the periodic table.

A problem exists within the high-school education system: It doesn't prepare students for their careers. When I decided in high school that my major was going to be journalism, I took the only class offered by my school in hopes of learning the journalistic writing style. I didn't learn anything from that class. My teacher was not a journalism teacher; she was an English teacher. We spent every class silent reading instead of learning about the inverted pyramid.

The school system needs a reality check; most students aren't going to be mathematicians, historians, or chemists. So why do we have to take these classes? If students know at an early age what they want to do for their careers, then high schools should offer classes in that area. This would make me feel that the time I spent in the high-school classrooms wasn't a waste.

When I got to college, the education system did a better job of focusing on students' career goals. But even then, I found myself stressing over statistical equations and astronomy facts during my first two years. Why? I was never going to use that information. For open majors, the general-education requirements are great. For me, they were a waste of time and tuition.

The whole thing is dreck. This is a student too wrapped in their own little bubble to actually see use in the things she does. For instance, this little glamour-writer-in-waiting might want to take chemistry, maybe even biochemistry, so she knows the difference between saline and silicon breast implants when she writes the annual "Are bigger breasts in your future?" article. Or how botulism works to get rid of those nasty wrinkles. Here's an idea Stacey: when you're selecting electives, take something that sounds interesting or useful in the beginning. You get a list of classes to choose from, take advantage of it. You can usually find something on there. Don't whine about being bored, find something interesting. At least with anatomy you could explain rhinoplasty and breast enhancement.

It gets better.

Not only did the gen-ed classes waste my time and money, but they also hurt my GPA. Being forced to take classes makes them less interesting. If they aren't interesting, you won't do well in them. Statistics and astronomy bored me, so I opted not to attend class and neglected to study for them. These gen-ed classes caused my GPA to plummet. I worried that these classes - ones that I would never use - were going to hurt my chances of getting into the journalism school, which has a 3.0 GPA requirement. As it turned out, my GPA was below 3.0 after my first year. I had to take summer classes to raise it, and luckily, I was eventually admitted to the J-school. I can not imagine what I would have done if I were not admitted. I would have had to change my major.

How is this fair? I shouldn't have to give up my dream of working at Glamour magazine because my GPA was low - all because of some stupid gen-ed classes that I was forced to take. Let's just get rid of them.

Notice, it wasn't her skipping classes or neglecting to study that hurt her GPA. Nope, it was the classes themselves. This is the consumer model of education in action folks. Stacey is entitled to good grades and getting exactly what she wants from her classes and her degree program because she paid for it. What Stacey doesn't realize is that the world is bigger than her, or her career, and that to be successful in the modern world you need to know a thing or two about it. You see, Stacey, college is more than career preparation. Going to a University is not the same things as going to a vo-tech. At Universities we have general curricula because we're trying to build more than good employees, we're also working a little at developing good citizens, people who have knowledge about the world around them that they are able to apply in that world. Maybe, Stacey, if you'd been a better consumer, you could have checked out colleges before going to Iowa to see what kind of degree requirements they had. You might have been able to avoid useless knowledge that way.

That role of consumer, and its attendant attitude, are pretty important here. Stacey thinks she's purchased a degree. She's a consumer buying something. Sorry, that's not it. The consumer model is highly inappropriate for dealing with higher education. You aren't a consumer you're a student. You are purchasing access to an education, to experts. We do our job as teachers, working to impart knowledge, but it's you're responsibility to learn. And learning requires work. You don't just get grades or a degree for your money, you get access to people who can teach...hopefully (yes, I know there are bad teachers out there.)

That's one of the things that so irks me about the market fundamentalism that so infects our society. Everything becomes a buyer/seller situation. Citizens become consumers of the state, rather than participants in governance. Students think they're entitled to dictate the content of their education because they've paid tuition.

Super Doomed Planet has the fat, stupid, and happy take on this, and reaches the conclusion that journalism is doomed. Maybe so. As long as there are Staceys out there, particularly in positions of influence, pushing this consumer model into every part of society, there are a lot more of us that are doomed.

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Comment by: lorraine at October 18, 2005 05:52 PM

Oh Jeff. I think I have to go be ill now. Having to learn something outside the small world of what she considers important was a waste of her time? The solipsistic writing, the whining, the sheer stupidity evidenced by this piece of dreck published in the Iowa newspaper is almost too much to bear. This woman considers herself a future journalist? No wonder we're fucked.
By the way, did you drop her a line? She conveniently supplies her e-mail. 'Course, she's probably googling herself, and will soon see what a fucking moron she really is. I HOPE the editors at Glamour get a chance to read it--my guess is that they want their writers who have some knowledge of the world.

 

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Comment by: Jeff at October 18, 2005 06:02 PM

I'm just glad she's at Iowa and not Iowa State, my alma mater. I do remember seeing the occasional letter to this effect when I was an undergrad, though. Sad.

 

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Comment by: Lisa Williams at October 19, 2005 12:09 AM

This is what I'd say to Stacey: Fewer than 25% of students end up in careers related to their college major, anyway. In any case, any job you train for today won't be around in a decade or two. Better you learn how to work hard, and learn how to learn, because if you don't you're toast. You'll be working at Starbucks and have 60K of student debt.

That said, given the way the job market is, I don't think it's a bad idea for students to consider an apprenticeship with the idea of starting their own business. If they're not interested in intellectual pursuits, fine; there's time for that later. Or never; but why take up space in a classroom if you're not? There's a guy in my town who runs a site called bluecollarandproudofit.com, which gives young people advice on how to get into a career as a skilled tradesperson.

I tell you, my plumber is always busy, and can pick and choose his jobs. His job isn't going to get outsourced, either. I would be perfectly happy to see my sons go into business as Williams Brothers Electricians.

I'm very frustrated with how corrupt higher education has become -- kids and their parents get charged outrageous tuition, while many classes are taught by academia's equivalent of migrant laborers -- part time faculty with no benefits and no job security. Where's all the money going? Even if you don't want to treat education like a commodity, that's a legitimate question to ask of institutions of higher education.

 

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Comment by: liza at October 19, 2005 12:43 AM

EVERYTHING LISA SAID!

This is the #1 reason why I do not teach anymore --because the system is so corrupt. It's all about money and adjunct instructors and professors are nothing more than hifalutin indentured servants. Schooling at any level in this country has nothing, NOTHING to do with education.

If motherhood radicalized me, Ivan Illich's book, Deschooling (which I have in the archives) really fuels my sense of rage about the mainstreaming of servitude in this country. Socialization? No, when people ask about 'the socialization of kids', they are not talking about manners; they are talking about how incorporate are they into the systems of punishment and control 'necessary' for a life of corporate servitude of any kind.

Deschooling has opened up for me a whole new way of looking at the mundane. Deschooling is a full frontal attack on alienation, of the Marxist kind.

It is an absolute must read.

 

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Comment by: t.a. barnhart at October 19, 2005 02:40 AM

i posted my own rant at BlueOregon this morning about the crappy education my son is getting in high school, and then i watched the discussion devolve into nothing more than an argument over money. that's what education has become to much of our society: a money thang.

but how often do we hear discussed the value of education for its own sake? that to take a class in something we won't follow as a career, or maybe even as an interest, will teach us to think, to evaluate, to consider? hell, the ability to think critically is not even rarely discussed in our society, it's frequently denigrated.

stacey did not create herself: she's a sad product of a society that values money, not people.

 

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Comment by: lorraine at October 19, 2005 09:56 AM

I feel so incredibly fortunate to be in a district where the focus is on critical thinking. My high schooler has three hours of homework every night--no lie--and, in the past week has considered the impact of Castro on Cuba through a huge a rousing class discussion; read short stories by Latin American writers in order to get an introduction to the interweaving of literature, politics and history; observed a local eco-system and analyzed the interactions among species; struggled with analytical proofs in her math class; read two novels by Chuck Paluniak (on her own time); added new words to her French vocabulary; and sketched every day in her art notebook.
Do I think she's working hard? Yes. But she also, at the age of 14, has a critical understanding of the world that my college students lack. And she's in a public school district.
There is hope out there in the public schools for creating these types of critically thinking citizens, but it takes a commitment from the community.
Liza is having to do on her own what should be available to all children. I know how privileged my children are to be living in a rural school district that happens to have a major university in its midst. I wish these opportunities were available to every child. It's why the Staceys of the world piss me off as much as they do. She sounds like a privileged, spoiled brat who does not want to have to think outside her picture-perfect little box.

 

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Comment by: Michael at October 19, 2005 10:38 AM

I've had students like that as well, Jeff, and that letter is People's Exhibit #1 for why general education courses are required.

Lisa, I'll tell you why tuition is rising so much, and even where the money goes. It's rising because state support for higher education is dropping like a stone. The "state" university where I work actually gets less than 30% of its operating budget from state funds. What that means is that we must depend more and more on tuition increases (which the Illinois legislature, in its infinite stupidity, just capped) or on external research grants.

Where the money goes is easy: to pay the teachers, the librarians, the janitors, the admissions staff, the academic advisers, etc. Personnel costs are always the #1 expense in any business, and doubly so in academe.

But if you're concerned about the numbers of instructors and non-tenure-track faculty who are bearing an increasing share of the teaching load, you need look no further than the increased reliance on external support. If you're getting hundreds of thousands of dollars in research grants, you're expected to produce results--and that means you're going to be in the lab more, or out doing field work, or digging in the archives in some foreign country--and someone else will have to take your place in the classroom.

 

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Comment by: Lisa Williams at October 19, 2005 03:41 PM

Michael -- I'm sorry to hear about the stupidity in Illinois (a place I've visited and liked and think deserves better).

Education has, over the past years, been an amazing growth business as more and more people consider college an essential. But as the business has grown, the inequity between high paid people at universities and low paid temporary workers has become extreme -- and, perversely, the most exploited workers are the one actually producing the product (at Harvard, for example, there's a technical and clerical workers' union. Many of those employees make more money and have better benefits than professors who are on the front lines doing teaching. There is more money, it did go somewhere, and it didn't go into teaching. Why?

I don't think the drop in state subsidy is equal to the rise in the number of tuition payers over the past 20 years. (That said, states should focus on higher ed, and the federal government should stop screwing states so they can).

What we have is overpriced universities where teaching comes last. Nobody is encouraged to take teaching seriously -- nobody gets tenure for it. Maybe part of students' poor attitude about taking teaching and learning seriously is that they aren't getting the message that they should from the university they attend.

I think students and graduate students -- particularly those teaching classes for low wages and no benefits -- should form a joint union to agitate that the university pay more attention to the people who make the university exist: teachers and students.

Liza, I've heard you talk about that book Deschooling, and though I haven't read it the idea gave me a little chill. I loved school as a kid -- I had a very disorganized home life; school gave me a sense of mastery and the idea that there were some things I could control and make come out right. I make a lot of sacrifices to send my kids to a good school. It terrifies me to think I might be doing the wrong thing, but I don't know what else to do.

(Side topic: Parents get so much contradictory information on the right thing to do with their kids -- and the stakes are jacked up so high -- that it is in itself a form of oppression, a way to keep parents cowed, baffled, and especially out of the political sphere of saying to school administrators from prekindergarten through college, "No, this is crazy.")

 

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Comment by: Michael at October 19, 2005 10:42 PM

At the self-described top of the educational pyramid, Lisa, you've hit the nail squarely on the head. But I got my bachelor's degree at a small private liberal arts college--where teaching was indeed enough to get one tenure.

Over the past 20 years, if I remember rightly, the state funding for the place where I work has dropped from over 50% to barely 30%. In dollar terms, that puts our current funding level from the state approximately where it was about 20 years ago--but costs aren't what they were that long ago, and neither are our resources.

In the same time period, I believe, our total enrollment has risen by something on the order of 10000 students--but some of that is through the expansion of our outreach programs, executive MBA programs, and the like, and doesn't necessarily represent an influx of new traditional undergraduate students.

 

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Comment by: Jeff at October 20, 2005 07:44 AM

I think students and graduate students -- particularly those teaching classes for low wages and no benefits -- should form a joint union to agitate that the university pay more attention to the people who make the university exist: teachers and students.

Believe me, people have been trying. There have been attempts to organize graduate students on quite a few campuses. Universities have come up with some creative ways to try and stop it (like saying that teaching classes isn't actually labor, it's part of the training graduate students receive).

The problems surrounding recognizing good teaching are big for me. I've been an adjunct at 5 schools now. The pay is crap, there are no benefits, and we're not really part of the university--we're glorified temps. I'm a great instructor...even as adjunct I'm ranked at the top of the departments I teach in, according to student evaluations. But, I'm never going to be the kind of guy who's churning out article after article. A book every few years is what I'll probably shoot for. I'm a teacher. And as I prep for the job market, that doesn't count for a hell of a lot.

 

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Comment by: Lisa Williams at October 20, 2005 05:39 PM

Michael, maybe you don't want to reveal where you work online, but what would you recommend parents and college-bound kids look for if they are genuinely interested in a learning and teaching-centric environment instead of just a credential?

Liza: just ordered Deschooling from Amazon (feel the fear and do it anyway!).

I hope labor efforts get some traction -- not just on fairness grounds, but also because making the concerns of teachers and students central to universities and colleges would be great for society at large.

 

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Comment by: Lisa Williams at October 20, 2005 05:45 PM

Re what TA said earlier on valuing learning for its own sake:

It seems to me that valuing learning for its' own sake is up there at the top of Maslow's pyramid (where the bottom is basic survival needs and the top is self-fulfillment, developing yourself into the person you have the capacity to be).

Economic stressors force people down the pyramid. Which is why creating bad conditions for working people and the middle class can have the effect of reducing time and energy for critical thinking as they scramble for security. Which in turn makes it easier for political elites to hoodwink them and loot society for their own benefits. Economic stressors produce changes in attitudes towards education that benefit kleptocracies.

 

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Comment by: Instruktor at October 22, 2005 05:39 PM

What the would-be "Glamour"-girl of the original post seems to have missed is how the publishing world hires its "journalists". They can and will demand someone in this job have a solid liberal arts degree (much more likely English than Journalism) with a high GPA from a "name" school. They will then pay this person next to nothing for the privilege of working in that rarified world. Stacey - and anyone like her - doesn't have a chance in hell of getting a job with them.

But far more sickening is where the Stacey's of the world end up: taking jobs from people in their mid-careers. Why? Because once Stacey finds out what kinds of jobs are available to her, she will quickly understand and adapt to the fact that being young and compliant are all the qualifications you need after college these days.

She can have her pick of jobs as long as she's willing to learn how to lie about her qualifications and agree to go along with whateve the boss is selling. Older people in the working world aren't so easy to get along with and they make far too much money. Out they go, in comes the undereducated, clueless, air-headed Stacey to work for $15/hour.

 

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Comment by: platy at October 23, 2005 11:25 AM

I'm not surprised that this one has her eyes on a journalism career. It sounds like she already knows everything that's needed to tackle that big story; ie: nothing.

 

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Comment by: Michael at October 24, 2005 01:57 PM

Lisa:

Sorry for not getting back to you sooner, but things have been a little crazy in real life for me lately.

The best way to identify places that do a solid job of educating their students is to ignore most of the hype and the hypers thereof. Forget about the U.S. News (or any other) rankings--nobody really knows how they arrive at them anyway, and if it's impossible to reduce a college applicant's suitability for college to a two-digit (or four-digit) numerical score, how is it any easier to reduce a college's whole ambience and mission to a numerical ranking?

First thing to do is to read the literature--and the web presence--carefully. Identify places that look good, and then go talk to them. Check out their booth at the college fair, and really talk to the person staffing it--especially if it isn't one of the admissions staffers, but an alumnus or a current student. Look to see who's gone there, and what they say about it. Check into their endowment--if the alumni aren't giving to their own alma mater, that doesn't speak well to their experiences (though I wouldn't use that as a high-stakes, make-or-break criterion, because there can be other reasons for small endowments). Also look at faculty history: how much turnover do they have? What's their tenure rate?

Go to the campuses--and not just for an afternoon. Take a day or two and really walk around. Look at the buildings and the grounds, listen to the conversations you hear in passing. Eat in the cafeteria. Get a look at a residence hall. Look at the kinds of flyers posted around campus. Talk to the faculty members in your (or your child's) area(s) of interest.

 

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Comment by: Jeff at October 24, 2005 02:17 PM

If I might add one to Michael's list, if you can find a faculty member who will let you, sit in on a class, particularly in an area of interest to your kids. I've had prospective parents/students do that before. You shouldn't try to take part, necessarily, but you may get an idea of what sorts of things happen in the classroom there (keeping in mind that you might find one of the best, or one of the worst, instructors and that that particular day in the classroom may not be representative of the whole institution).

 

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Comment by: Michael at October 24, 2005 11:10 PM

I knew there was one I was forgetting. Thanks, Jeff.

 

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