October 22, 2005
Twelve Days of Fitzmas
by Liza Sabater
Totally ganked from pollbuster's,
Daily Kos: "The 12 Days of Fitzmas":
On the first day of Fitzmas,
Fitzgerald sent to me
A Rove outing Scooter Libby.
On the second day of Fitzmas,
Fitzgerald sent to me
Two little flippers,
And a Rove outing Scooter Libby.
On the third day of Fitzmas,
Fitzgerald sent to me
Three birds a singing,
Two little flippers,
And a Rove outing Scooter Libby.
On the 4th day of Fitzmas
Fitzgerald sent to me
Four testimonies,
Three birds a singing,
Two little flippers,
And a Rove outing Scooter Libby.
On the 5th day of Fitzmas,
Fitzgerald sent to me
Five trial lawyers,
Four testimonies,
Three birds a singing,
Two little flippers,
And a Rove outing Scooter Libby.
On the 6th day of Fitzmas,
Fitzgerald sent to me
Six yellow cakes,
Five trial lawyers,
Four testimonies,
Three birds a singing,
Two little flippers,
And a Rove outing Scooter Libby.
On the 7th day of Fitzmas,
Fitzgerald sent to me
Seven scared reporters,
Six yellow cakes,
Five trial lawyers,
Four testimonies,
Three birds a singing,
Two little flippers,
And a Rove outing Scooter Libby.
On the 8th day of Fitzmas,
Fitzgerald sent to me
Eight served subpoenas,
Seven scared reporters,
Six yellow cakes,
Five trial lawyers,
Four testimonies,
Three birds a singing,
Two little flippers,
And a Rove outing Scooter Libby.
On the 9th day of Fitzmas,
Fitzgerald sent to me
Nine memo readers,
Eight served subpoenas,
Seven scared reporters,
Six yellow cakes,
Five trial lawyers,
Four testimonies,
Three birds a singing,
Two little flippers,
And a Rove outing Scooter Libby.
On the 10th day of Fitzmas,
Fitzgerald sent to me
Ten frogs a-marching,
Nine memo readers,
Eight served subpoenas,
Seven scared reporters,
Six yellow cakes,
Five trial lawyers,
Four testimonies,
Three birds a singing,
Two little flippers,
And a Rove outing Scooter Libby.
On the 11th day of Fitzmas,
Fitzgerald sent to me
Eleven fainting Cheneys,
Ten frogs a-marching,
Nine memo readers,
Eight served subpoenas,
Seven scared reporters,
Six yellow cakes,
Five trial lawyers,
Four testimonies,
Three birds a singing,
Two little flippers,
And a Rove outing Scooter Libby.
On the 12th day of Fitzmas,
Fitzgerald sent to me
Twelve true indictments,
Eleven fainting Cheneys,
Ten frogs a-marching,
Nine memo readers,
Eight served subpoenas,
Seven scared reporters,
Six yellow cakes,
Five trial lawyers,
Four testimonies,
Three birds a singing,
Two little flippers,
And a Rove outing Scooter Libby.
Posted by Liza Sabater in Corruption, Fitzmas, Humor, Karl Rove, Parody, Patrick J. Fitzgerald
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