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bitch, please
So I didn't watch "the speech". I completely spazed out. As Pops would say,I was just a total soixante huitard yesterday. I did horrible marxist-leninist things like spend some care and and quality time with my kids.
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The Ass-in-Chief
- I expect Mr. President BrotherMan, what with the piece of woman he calls his wife, to appreciate a fine piece of ass once in a while.
- I love, Love, LOVE the expression on Nicolas Sarkozy's face. You totally get the thought process behind those eyes: you can see he thinks Obama is awesome EXACTLY because he's checking that ass as he is himself in the process of doing so.
- I am SHOCKED that Lula DaSilva is totally oblivious to what's happening. Brazilians are notorious for loving a bunda.
PS : Almost forgot to link to Anne Althouse's snarkful deconstruction of the pic.
Stephen Colbert declares Jeff Goldblum dead
The Colbert Report Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Jeff Goldblum Will Be Missed
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Jeff Goldblum
Last week a huckster from Australia declared Jeff Goldblum had died in New Zealand and media all around the world proceed to repeat the hoax. I actually saw on @Twitter that, contrary to the reports, the man was in New York City filming a tv show.
Well, Stephen Colbert milked it for all what it was worth. Watch how they play up the "if it was on @Twitter, it must be true" meme. And witness what true comedic talent is as Jeff, to wit, agrees.
The Meme Of The Moment - Your NPR Name
Hi, this is Limza Karlsruhe and you're listening to All Things Considered on NPR. This silliness comes courtesy of Your NPR Name:
So finally, after years of Fresh Air sign-off ambitions, we came up with a system for creating our own NPR Names. Here’s how it works: You take your middle initial and insert it somewhere into your first name. Then you add on the smallest foreign town you’ve ever visited.
Looking at my name though, I think I should have gone with Lizma Rincón. I could be the host for "This Puerto Rican Life".
Via Metafilter.
Obama to DC : Grow a pair
During a day that Republicans pussied out of voting for the Z-list porno-y named "Stimulus Bill", Obama didn't waste time using the weather as a metaphor for calling out DCists a bunch of whiney little pussies :
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On hardcovered notebooks
Real artists use their sketchbooks as sex objects, hence the need for 'sturdiness'
