Meet Aiko, the "perfect girlfriend". She cooks and cleans, she does everything you want her to do and, oops, she can't escape --the little thing has supple skin and a MacVoice but no ability to walk.

No problem though, she has an awesomely sexay feature : if you reboot her at the right time, you can have her simulate an orgasm.

Best part? You don't have to use condoms while you're raping her!

And she comes at the low price of $28,000 USD.

I honestly don't believe the thing can do half the things the inventor says she can. Yet it's obvious this is just a high end sex toy.
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I really, really, really smacked down the urge to get an iPhone because it was bound to the detestable ATT; whereas I am already bound to the somewhat detestable TMobile.

Obligatory segway into political commentary : I hate ATT because it's the company that came after the breakup of ITT which was one of the major corporations to finance dictatorships all across Latin America in the 60s and 70s.

Anyhow ...

Am looking at this image and am totally feeling my bossom heave. HAWT!

 BTW : Does the G1's trackball have an outie?

To be honest, I am not so enamored with the actual casing. As one twitterina said, "it looks cheaply made". Yet the price is looking all right : Starting at $179, which by the time you get your data and voice plans in place and pay taxes and fees, it's probably going to run to about $225 initial price with about $40/month in usage fee.
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I am looking for a new hosting company. I can't out of principle stay with company who'll cave-in to bully tactics and ennable complete lack of legal procedure in dealing with DMCA claims. The DMCA can be used in an abusive manner by IP and hosting companies and I believe this has been the case with me.

I used the cover of Hello! to not even discuss Brangelina or Shiloh but the idiocy behind the idea of exclusivity in the digital age. Meanwhile, there are at last count 15+ prominent gossip blogs running not just front cover pages but scans of the whole magazine article.

I have been discussing this issue with some people who have had a lot of experience on this issue (I will be announcing them soon) and the comment of one of them struck me as totally ironic. I can't tell you who said this to me, but the quote is priceless : "You may have to get a hosting company with servers in another country ... like Russia.

Unfruggingbelievable.

To exercise my first amendment and fair use rights I may have to get a server in the former Soviet Union, the bastion of European communism and the reason the world was caught in the deep freeze of the Cold War.
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