Chanukah is the festival of lights,
One day of presents?
Hell NO!
We get eight crazy nights.
Not gonna lie: If I weren't such a little atheist heathen, I'd totally throw myself a bat mitzvah just so I could sing this song every year at the table 
Ok ... now that I think about it, fuck it! Am officially adding it to the repertory of december holiday songs --'cause, you know, Christ was indeed a Jew.
So let's partake in more kosher goodness:





