This is genius. I really can't stop laughing.

DemonSheep is the gift that keeps on giving.

Not only is @demonsheep wrecking havoc on Twitter and terrorizing the natives over at Facebook, it now has it's own theme song: That sheep ain't right.

20,000 extra braaaaaahwnie points to the auteurs for giving Shaun The Sheep and his friends a cameo

[Via "We Can Never Thank You Enough, Carly Fiorina"]

I don't begrudge any mami who taps her inner goddess or puta (or both) as part of her re-invention process. Especially when that mami looks as hawt as Shakira. Yet, is it me or is it the lace-front she's wearing? Shakira, in her quest to sex up her image, is looking a lot like Beyoncé.
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Running notes, desperate cadences, and determined chords
Major
Minor
You have played me and I have played you.
Now I am transparent and clear,
Graciously allowing music to vibrate through my temple.
A loyal heart maintaining steady beat and dependable rhythm.
I am the backdrop to your adventurous freedom.
Sometimes your frivolous fingers take me to the dark edges of piano.
But always, I balance with freedom and light through higher octaves.
Together, we sway and dance to the melody and harmony of life.

Prince has entered Jesus General territory by declaring as robustly as he could his raging heterosexual love to football. He creatively took one for the team, the Minnesota Vikings, and penned the aural Purple and Gold train wreck you have above this text.

There are no words.

Via @seanpadilla and Anygüey.