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Should Having a Penis Be a Requirement for Holding the US Presidency?

A leader can govern and govern well, even without a penis.

Cross-posted with other irreverancies at the

But, because of recent advances in technology and culture, the penis has been largely eclipsed as a tool of national governance and international diplomacy.

Today, brains are thought to give women the same gravitas that penises gave men in the past. With the ubiquitousness of Blackberry personal organizers and laptop computers as symbols of power and social status, these electronic instruments have supplanted the penis, both in ordering the thinking of our individual leaders and creating that international connectedness that in the past a penis alone was thought to provide.

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BREAKING NEWS: PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A PLATFORM

It knows no party boundaries.
It is not caused by alcoholism.
That is all.
Go back to FOX News.

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