"Good Name for a Rock Band" Rolls On!
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These are all so good!
Grock, I love polls like these. They just totally make my day.
You're Just Easy
but I'll take it!
I love this silly stuff too - other girls in training bras were reading Tiger Beat while I was writing song parodies a la Mad Magazine, which is a proven gateway drug for British crude such as Monty Python and Yes Minister. As a mature American adult though, I stay with homegrown mostly, via the Daily Show and Colbert Report. 
Ultimate Kitchen Grudge Match
slated for next week! Vote early and often this weekend as your final chance to help pick your personal contender going into the ultimate championship.
So far it's shaping up as --
Dense Fog Advisory v. The Ki-i-ing's INNARDS!






























Dense Fog Advisory Wins Primary, Awaits Head-to-Head
SPORTS NEWS
Rampant Chinese Pirates and Diplomatic Sanctions crescendo to a deadlock for first alternate status going into the back side of the draw; expansion teams with no class but plenty of action successfully sue for equal access and are slated for their shot at Kitchen Stardom, pending drug test results.
POLITICAL NOTEBOOK
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