Could you please explain to me why soccer players are so good looking?

Is there something about the psycho-demographics of soccer that makes it palatable to delectable young hotties?

Look at this man. His name is Francisco "Paco" Palencia.

OK, so he didn't make it to the Copa Final; but lawd have mercy! His mug has been gracing the boob tube on some commercial about one thing or another. I can't remember what the commercial is about because I am so busy checking him out.

¡Ay papi!

He's like the azteca equivalent of Orlando Bloom. Only hotter, manlier and ... hotter.

¡Dame un chin chin d'eso!

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Lorraine's picture

debolezza

Liza,
Ho debolezza por i giocatori di calcio. Really, really bad. I love their hamstrings and their quads. And their butts. And the photo you've provided us with is gorgeous.
I have had the World Cup on every day. I can't seem to stop watching the games. I know who I'm cheering for--but in every other game where "my" team isn't playing, I've been cheering for former colonies to defeat the colonial masters.
But all my politics will come to a quick end when England plays.
GO ENGLAND!!!!

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Soylent Green's picture

the great deception

anything to keep the eye off the ball... you should be aware of the tatics of distraction. in roman times they had the games, in our culture we still have the games with only with advanced interfaces.

truth be ours and it shall set us free.

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liza's picture

well, if the distraction looks like Paco

then that's fine by me

Evil

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Michael Bouldin's picture

Hrrch!

The Polish, English and German teams, that's all I will say.

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yesenia melendez's picture

la shilenita rika

el shulito que esta alli arrivita esta iwalito al calule melendez de shile...iwalito de riko!

traduction: de men who is there up look like the calule melendez from shileeeeeeee!!!
pd:beita la shil¡enita q esta mas wena q el pan con shanshoooo!

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Koan Bremner's picture

Two votes here for the Ivory Coast

There was *serious* leg-rubbing going on here when the Ivory Coast team lined up for their second game. They top the "hottie" league, as far as my pal Jinty and I are concerned! Smiling

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frank.sabater's picture

Typish Frauen!

You all need to take a cold shower, specially my sister! Man you are terrible! Worst than a fucking teenie! Let it be me doing all that gawking and I'm your typical macho chauvinistic puerco. Like we say in Deutschland, "Typisch Frauen!" I'm telling Mami!

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