"I speak for black people" is the new black
I give thee, Gwyneth Paltrow:
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Via Jossip.com
and now the Kate Moss/Giorgio Armani abomination for the "Africa Issue" of the Indepent :

Via Feministe.
Seriously. This is just getting out of hand.
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Whatever it is, didn't It Start With
. . .perpetuating the absurdity of Bill Clinton as America's first black president -- apparently because he played the saxophone?
honestly, it's difficult for me to articulate what's happening
on the one hand, i do think this is all about being fashionable. you know, if angelina jolie can be an adopted african queen, why not jump on that bandwagon?
but i also think there is an anxiety among upper class people. i think there is a sense than their relevance is slipping. it's not hip to be white anymore. it's being colored, looking like a latina or having the butt of a black woman, those are the things that are fashionable now. so i think there is a sense among the white upper classes that their relevance as cultural icons is slipping; and so their authority and power as "influencers".
Good Gawd. Who did the
Good Gawd. Who did the photoshopping? Darkblack?
and now the Kate
and now the Kate Moss/Giorgio Armani abomination for the "Africa Issue" of the Indepent :
"Indpendent"?
Spell check, spell check, spell check...
Welcome to the world of us Injuns...
Where just about everyone, or so it seems, is "part" Indian (uh, which part?) and so can tell you just how unfair you're being when you object to their selling dream-catchers for your rear-view mirror (what the hell are you doing sleeping while driving anyway?) or setting up a sweatlodge in their backyard. Wannabees, Plastics and Twinkies abound in Native Americana.
Try explaining cultural appropriation on dKos (on Thankgiving, no less.) I lost my trusted user status over that one, despite the fact my own ancestor, Samoset, was at Plymouth when the Anglos invaded in 1620.
Ugh...
After I read this, it sounds as if I'm being competetive, and I apologise, as I'm not; I'm truly emphathising, as cultural appropriation is the antecedant of cultural genocide.
honey rant all you want
because you are so totally right!
The Fester Zone
Liza:
I don't think its empathy. I think its media thinking it could get away with this shit. Its the Alternate Universe of "PC". Whoever did this magazine cover seems to either have conveniently forgotten history or chose to ignore it completely. Or thinks racism is cute.
Its not even Helmut Newton-weird. And Newton COULD have gotten away with it.
The undealt with racism we've kept swept under the rug has leaked out and given room to breathe. Glenn Beck, macaca, KKK, Coulter, Malkin. All the bullshit on immigration. Its a free-for-all. Because its been allowed to fester in an environment that condones it.
This cover comes as no surprise. I find my ethical resistance to this visual "pun" too rigid to allow it the dignity of a laugh.
This is not funny.
i agree on helmut
he could so get away with a lot of stuff. i find his amazon women series at the same time fascinating and disturbing.
what disturbs me about this is the choice of model. they have to get an anorectic coke addict to be the face of Africa. that's what's so disturbing to me.
why not Liya Kebede or Alex Wek or Iman?
WTF?
Re: i agree on helmut
Liza:
I think Newton turned glamour on its head and brought it to the edge of its borders. He let glamour become a monster, and in that way, his more famous compositions were thematically raw and revelatory.
Agreed about the choice of a face for Africa should be emblematic of all its complexities. Not a giveaway to put more blackface on another white model for the sheer tittilation of doing something politically "naughty". That's an insulting cop out.
And another thing: Does glamour always have to take precedent? Even if Iman was on the cover, would that necessarily represent all of what we envision Africa to be in the 21st century?
If there was a face to represent the heart and the soul of the continent, what would that face look like? Whose would it be? Maybe there is no name for that person in popular culture, but somewhere else.
(By the way--I am loving this conversation...)
Yah, I guess there is
Yah, I guess there is something to the notion of just letting it all hang out, then. At least when it's this bald there's no question what you're dealing with.
Liza: Help!
i have a big butt. and i am white but not upper class. at least they have their money. i really feel i have lost my place in the world. help!
can you start a culturekitchen support group...some kind of 12 step program for big-butt low-class white chicks like me?
thanks!
p.s. i can't wait until it's cool to be an Eskimo. i might have some kind of claim there, as i blend in easily among igloos...
who knows, you may look white but ...
SNARK ATTACK!
You and my mom and Britney Spears. White girls with big butts. Seriously .. Sir Mix-a-lot ought to have a song about them

An Ideal Model
yes, an artist with vision, irony, humor could have made this work. mean while, they should only use people with an African heritage, like:
(image from www.xanga.com. lucky dogs!)
But, But
(butt?)
Relying on known and/or physically apparent heritage is so dicey these days! (See Madeleine Albright and George Allen just for starters -- this story about the latter made me laugh just now: "It's a word they use a lot in the Allen world--'authenticity.'")
So then what about a beautiful blonde of actual African birth herself -- not just ancestors --like Charlize Theron?? She's a real model too, and so they could've used her if they'd wanted at least some legit CLAIM to that "authenticity."
OMFG!
When I wrote this post I was totally thinking about K-fed and then forgot to include this photo.
Seriously ... argh ... ACK!
It's like blaxploitation with all the irony sucked out of it. At least Eminem has talent and a sense of humor.
This guy? URGH!
I Wonder How Much Is
about something else too, not just trying to borrow cool by pretending onself to be more exotic, but also being desperate to deny or disassociate from what is currently perceived as uninspiring (if not humiliating) reality?
Gwyneth for example - isn't she an ex-pat now, along with a BUNCH of Hollywood types? If they crave another identity that much, they're gonna need something to replace it with . . .
that's a great point
take madonna, for example. didn't she even change her accent to make it sound more british? in an age where people are getting their kids cosmetically enhanced with plastic surgery and anyone can literally get a face transplant, your point makes total sense.































Liza
What is it you think these people THINK they're doing? Are they expressing empathy? Or appropriating something that doesn't belong to them? I'm sort of at a loss to explain what this phenomenon is about. I did see the Seal/Heidi Klum "I am Africa" ad, but had no idea that it had extended out from there.