We've got to help these people

When I read on AmericaBlog that there's a new controversy surrounding the right-wing hate group Exodus International, my initial response was simply "You repressed, self-hating queens should really just go out and finally get laid". I think that's a normal reaction to the activities of an "ex-gay" group. Their basic premise is that if you love Jesus more than you love Brad Pitt, you can indeed turn hetero; this despite a centuries-long experiment to the contrary known colloquially as 'the catholic clergy'.

Well, Exodus is now renting billboards to spread their message.

Hilariously, this billboard was parodied by a blogger. Whereupon Exodus, I shit you not, sent the guy a cease and desist. Here's the parody billboard:

It's one thing to be, privately, a self-loathing and unhappy human being. It's another to invite others into the miseries inherent in your debased and sick 'lifestyle'. I think this calls for an intervention; we must talk to the folks at Exodus and get them to repent. Here's my idea for a billboard:

All over the country, people are trapped in a perverted way of life that leads to sexual abuse of children, filth flowing from our televisions into our homes, polygamy, the traumatizing of the young with torture scenes, anti-semitism, and many other evils besides. Is it not time to step up to the plate, root out this perversion, and help groups that seek to rescue people from such lifestyle choices?

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