[1] Not exactly a face that would make most women swoon.
When Eva Braun was a teenager, she worked as a salesgirl in the shop of the official Nazi Party Photographer, Heinrich Hoffmann. Eventually, she began working as his photography assistant and it was in his darkroom that she first glimpsed the man whose paranoia, gastrointestinal agonies (do the research), and "Vitamin B" shots caused the death of millions.
She fell in love with a face that only a (blind) mother could love. Yeah, yeah, I know...I have slept with men who are unconventially sexy, but I doubt anyone in their right mind would classify Hitler as such. He suffered from constant bouts of noxious gas, had terrible taste in clothes, and quite frankly, that whole trying to take over the world thing just doesn't work for me.
I imagine Eva standing in a darkroom as she watches the glow of his face form into an image that captures her heart. Now, I have no idea if it happened this way or not, although it is documented that she met Hitler in this shop and because Hoffman was the official Nazi Party Photographer, she did see photos of Hitler before she met him. As a woman, I can almost guarantee she was already drawn to him through the photos.
Think about all of the women you know that have been drawn to that kind of caustic charisma. Women such as:
[2] I mean, what the fuck is wrong with her?
He publically announced that she is going to hell for following the wrong sect of Christianity, yet this woman bore him 12 1/2 kids. So she's good enough to stick a dick in, but not good enough to share an afterlife with because she doesn't follow the Almighty Road Warrior Battle Plan for Admittance to Heaven that these conservatives demand.
Why are people so full of hate GIVEN power?!? And what woman in her right mind wants to be with a man like that? I see many of them in politics and Hollywood, little Background Bitches who would just go along with anything, including an underground bunker double suicide. I am sure some of the intellectual snobs reading this would say my questions are elementary, but hey, fuckin' read another blog. Ask yourself why these men get away with killing six million Jews or scaring a whole police force into lying about a drunk driving arrest.
I know the two are not the same, but the manipulation to accomplish such deeds originates from the same source.
My first reaction to Mel Gibson would have been to tell him to shut the fuck up and step back, son. I would have said:
"Shut...The...Fuck...Up."
His wife should tell him the same thing.
Come out of the darkroom, Eva Braun.
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