Is there something about the psycho-demographics of soccer that makes it palatable to delectable young hotties?

Look at this man. His name is Francisco "Paco" Palencia.

OK, so he didn't make it to the Copa Final; but lawd have mercy! His mug has been gracing the boob tube on some commercial about one thing or another. I can't remember what the commercial is about because I am so busy checking him out.

¡Ay papi!

He's like the azteca equivalent of Orlando Bloom. Only hotter, manlier and ... hotter.

¡Dame un chin chin d'eso!