Stephen Colbert
I tried to quit you Viggo, but you make it so hard
Viggo Mortensen has failed me and the world miserably. It's a Friday morning and the world is still not a better place all because of Viggo. It is Friday morning and I still don't have my legs wrapped around the lefty-commie-pino hunkiness that is Viggo Mortensen.
He is not only one of the first celebrities against the war, but he is the first one to call for the impeachment of George Bush. He has gone so far as to visit Iraq after publishing a book about the occupation. And when he came back, right before going back to filming, the man campaigned for an anti-war Democrat in New York state.
The problem is, he is still not betwixt my legs.
So I've tried to quit him.
Then he goes on the Colbert Report and does this :
I hate you Viggo Mortensen. How dare you make me laugh. I hate Stephen Colbert even more. How dare you enlist Stephen Colbert to turn me on with your sense of humor.
I swear, pull this off one more time and you'll be dead to me.
Celebrity | Humor | Impeachment | Lust | Politics | TV | 2008 Presidential Elections | Hollywood | Stephen Colbert | Viggo Mortensen
The truthiness hurts
Fake reporters taking on fake reports by real reporters. Yes, just thinking about that can make your head hurt.
Humor | Parody | The Colbert Report | TV | Stephen Colbert
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Truthiness ... and that's the Word of 2006
Humor | Language | Neologism | Politics | Pop Culture | TV | Merriam-Webster Dictionary | Stephen Colbert
The truthiness hurts
... tonight it's my privilege to celebrate this president. We're not so different, he and I. We get it. We're not brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We're not members of the factinista. We go straight from the gut, right sir? That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say "I did look it up, and that's not true." That's 'cause you looked it up in a book.
Next time, look it up in your gut. I did. My gut tells me that's how our nervous system works. Every night on my show, the Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, OK? I give people the truth, unfiltered by rational argument. I call it the "No Fact Zone."
Fox News ... I hold a copyright on that term.
Celebrity | Humor | Politics | Popular Culture | Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colberts destruye al presidente con su satira mordaz y parodia brutal
Tienen que verlo para creerlo. Colbert tiene cojones de hierro para haberse salido con la suya en esta íncreible parado por lo brutalmente factual que es.
Humor | George W. Bush | Stephen Colbert | Parodia | Politica
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