Dick Cheney Shoots Some Other Dick in the Woods

Not since Aaron Burr has the office of the Vice-President experienced such drama. It brings to mind an episode of Dallas, except it happened in another part of Texas.

Preliminary reports state that while hunting for quail, Republican supporter and mulit-millionaire lawyer Harry Whittington, 78, approached the Vice-President from behind. In view of the Vice Presidentâ€™s ever changing stance on sodomy, I believe Mr. Whittington should consider a different approach. God knows the GOP canâ€™t pin him down to an answer and because of this, all such contact should be face to face.

Also, could Vice-President have been driven by typical lawyer behavior to shoot his hunting companion? During various rent, tax, and bill collection disputes, I have often thought of shooting a lawyer, Republican or not. I can understand the rage. Maybe Whittington cracked one too many â€œride the Scooter to Iraq

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Submitted by liza on 13 February 2006 - 12:11am.

You beat me to it. I was thinking more of the title more on the lines, "If you shoot a Republican in a woods, does it bleed?"

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