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The Democratic Primary in 7 minutes

I posted this awesome video when we were in the old server at the evil web hosting company that failed us miserably for the past 6 months. Yet in the move, we lost the last two entries to the site.

So let me repost this video. It's just too good.

H/T, once again, to Elephant Journal.


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Bang your head, it's raining McCain


In the immortal words of Team America, Fuck yeah!


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And because Hitler would have hated him, we give you Eddie Izzard's "Empires"


Don't you wish all history lessons were like an Eddie Izzard standup bit? Because that's the genius of his act. There's nothing too far off the historical record in anything he says. It's just the way he puts it that's hilarious. And the fact he can make people laugh about Hitler, Lenin and Pol Pot all the while declaring us accomplices to their atrocities ... well, that's something beyond genius.


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Thank you Steve Harvey, I have found the cure to my depression

I found Steve Harvey, one of the Kings of Comedy, unleashing his inner sexy beast over at Oh No They Didn't; which was in turn sourced from Bossip.

Oh no they didn't indeed.

There are no words to describe this photograph, and this is not even the best of them. Check out tiny after the jump :


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It's totally Not Safe For Work Friday in da culturekitchen!

Oh yes bitches, I am Pwning my own blog --it's the only thing to do after two weeks of flu hell and another week of battling the writing pixies.

So here you have yourselves the meme of the day, courtesy of the Muppets.


Oh hell yeah baby, oh hellz yeahs.


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John Stewart thanks Obama for treating him as an adult

"And so, at 11am on Tuesday, Barack Obama spoke to America about race as if we were adults."


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Barack Obama, The Onion Edition

As usual, the Onionettes write a flawless piece of satire about pop culture, in this case the unchanged aspect of Obama's Change phenomenon:

"I saw him walk in and I knew he was headed straight for our table," said mother of three Gladys Davies. "He just stood there smiling at us for a while, and asked how our food tasted. Then he went and did the same thing at the next table over. The nerve of some people."

Those who encountered the black man Tuesday said he engaged in erratic behavior, including pointing at random people in the crowd and desperately saying he needs their help, going up to complete strangers and hugging them, and angrily claiming that he is not looking for just a little bit of change, but rather a great deal of change, and that he wants it "right now."

"I'll be honest, when that black guy said he would 'stop at nothing' to get change, it kind of scared me," local mechanic Phil Nighbert said. "Just leave me alone.

The whole thing, Black Guy Asks Nation For Change ... priceless.


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Johnny Weir is full of win


"There are some things I keep sacred. My middle name. Who I sleep with. And what kind of hand moisturizer I use...If I was out to please 10-year-old girls and their 45-year-old mothers in Boise, Idaho, I could play the game and be nice and make my voice deeper. But I don’t see the point. I’m not alive for 10-year-old girls and their 45-year-old mothers in Boise, Idaho — or Colorado Springs, Colo."


— Johnny Weir, flaming the fires of his real life "Blades of Glory" feud with Evan Lysacek in "Figu


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VIDEO BREAK! What do you get when you cross Spongebob with Halo?

The FUN SONG, but of course!


Best part ever? The Spartans jumping in the background. It's a great little shout out to "This Spartan Life".


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Geek Love : John Hodgeman Does Steve Jobs


Oh.

My.

Blog.

This man is so full of win, I just can't stand it!

LOVE HIM!


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